February 1, 2010

To Whom It May Concern

Dear TLC,
since I moved to Germany, I have missed you terribly. 
I of course missed my favorite show, Jon & Kate Plus 8, but I didn't seem to miss too much of it since everything was shown on every single tabloid magazine and talk show before it was taken off the air. 
I must mention the Oh So Wonderful Duggar Family. 
{They bring joy into my life.} 
Even though I have no style what so ever, Stacy and Clinton still give me hope that I too can one day have a fashionable wardrobe. 
{Anybody want to nominate me?}
But you see TLC, when I arrived back in the States, my unconditional love for you, is no longer there.  I cannot stand the repetition of your shows.  I have nothing against "little people", but I don't care that they make chocolate cabins.  I don't care if a "little" couple just got married.  Heck, I got married when I was eighteen years old!  Now that's "little"! 
{And I am still happily married to this day, thank you.} 
First came John & Kate Plus 8, then came 17 Kids, wait, 18 Kid and Count, crap, 19 Kids and Counting, now there is this show about a Table for some number.  Seriously TLC!  You're killing me smalls!!!  Stop with the repetition already!  Yes, the people in your shows have difficulties in their lives, but what about all of the "normal" people, huh?  Everyone faces challenges, too.  Don't just show the "little" families and the "big" families.  Can you help me out here?
Not "Little" or "Big", just Somewhat Normal.

P.S. Oh, I forgot to mention all of the cake shows.  Could you stop with those, too?  I am trying to get healthier here!

Here, you want an idea?  How about a military family stationed overseas; the struggles they face being in the Air Force, living in Germany away from everyone &everything they know.  Catchy, huh?  I wonder where I thought of that one?  


Megan Haney said...


you love me.

Alexa Mae said...

I love tlc. i don't see how you could go on without it has the best shows ever!!! xoxo

Natalie said...

I looove TLC. I like their hospital stuff, though. Like all their "trauma: life in the ER" ish.

Yeahhh..I'm a freak.


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